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Yeah, I cheated one time in fourth grade. We had like fourth grade. Fourth grade. We had a little— actually, I'm taking this back too, because now I'm remembering like copying people's math homework in the hallway. Way in high school as well. But the one thing that like stopped me from cheating, like in class, was this girl across like my little table. We were working on a math test, and if you got all 4 math problems right, then you would go to the board and show everybody how you did them. And I cheated on like one of the 4 questions and got that right. And then, and then when the— after the teacher graded it, she's like, all right, Jeff got them all right, so Jeff, go up to the board and show how you did it. And I was on like— oh my God, I was on question 3, like, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, like at the board, like, I don't fucking remember, I didn't do this, like, I don't Fuck, that was— that was it. No, I just like—

November 10, 202033:23Jason
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David33:18
I never cheated.
Jason33:19
No, no, actually, it was that easy to cheat when I went to school.
David33:23
I think.
Jason33:23
Yeah, I cheated one time in fourth grade. We had like fourth grade. Fourth grade. We had a little— actually, I'm taking this back too, because now I'm remembering like copying people's math homework in the hallway. Way in high school as well. But the one thing that like stopped me from cheating, like in class, was this girl across like my little table. We were working on a math test, and if you g…
David34:04
you just thought you forgot.
Jason34:05
I think she could tell I was like panicking and she was like, oh, he just doesn't remember. But no, it was definitely sexual.
David34:10
That would make me so fucking stressed out. No, there was never any sexual tension between teachers.