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Pranking Friend On National Television

It was nice. It's a very comfortable house. And Jason was texting Marnie, his ex-wife, and I could tell he was stressed out. And I was like, what is she saying? And he goes, I just texted her, like, as a joke, because we're watching the election. He goes, hey, who's winning? That's what he texted Marnie. And she goes, I'm reading the text right now. She goes, are you fucking with me? He goes, no, lol, I was just asking what you think. How is it looking? She goes, I don't know, I just ordered their fucking food from CPK and canceled immediately because it says pickup. They were charging me the $80 for the order anyway, so I'm ready to start smashing things. I suggest you stop texting me, bro. That's fucking crazy that she got like that for the fucking election.

November 10, 202022:06David
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Ilya21:54
No, she's, she has tattoos.
David21:56
Okay. Yo, the funniest fucking thing. I went over to Jason's house to, like, see— like, watch. So weird to watch the election. It was weird being at Jason's house.
David22:04
It was so nice to have you there, to be honest.
David22:06
It was nice. It's a very comfortable house. And Jason was texting Marnie, his ex-wife, and I could tell he was stressed out. And I was like, what is she saying? And he goes, I just texted her, like, as a joke, because we're watching the election. He goes, hey, who's winning? That's what he texted Marnie. And she goes, I'm reading the text right now. She goes, are you fucking with me? He goes, no,…
David22:45
Then she got— then she called me later and was upset about something, and she ended it with She's like, I'm just letting you know that I'm moving out of this fucking country. And I was like, okay, okay, I gotcha. It's election night.
David22:59
You made her sound like a man. I'm moving out of this fucking country.
David23:03
I did. It came out like that.