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Pooped Pants in First Class

No, but I mean, literally, it's whatever. I'm not— I'm not too— I'm not too upset by it. Jonah— Jonah got— our friend Jonah got free a pair of Beats at VidCon. They were just handing out headphones, and his sister's always been wanting Beats, and he gave them to her. And like she texted him. I was reading the text and I was like, oh my god, why did you do this? How did you do this? And he responds, I bought them. And these texts I didn't see till later because this is how I found out that this is what happened. I came in, I came into the house and I'm like, I saw, I saw his sister's beats and I'm like, oh cool, I just got these beats too. Jonah got them for free at VidCon. And she goes, what? And Jonah's like, David, shut the fuck up. I'm like, I'm like, wait, He didn't tell you that these are free? And she's like, no, he told me he fucking bought them. And Jonah's like, no, no, I didn't. I told you I got them for free. I told you kind of for free. And then I went through the messages and it's literally just one text by itself that goes, I bought them. So, so I busted Jonah. I busted Jonah in buying his sister basically fake beats.

July 12, 201831:04David
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Jason30:55
I was a little bummed I missed that. Yeah, I saw it in your video. I was like, man, that was right after I left.
David31:01
It was literally like—
Jason31:02
right, the good time started once I was gone.
David31:04
No, but I mean, literally, it's whatever. I'm not— I'm not too— I'm not too upset by it. Jonah— Jonah got— our friend Jonah got free a pair of Beats at VidCon. They were just handing out headphones, and his sister's always been wanting Beats, and he gave them to her. And like she texted him. I was reading the text and I was like, oh my god, why did you do this? How did you do this? And he respond…
Jason32:16
Wonder what the rationale is there. You want to make it look like—
David32:18
yeah, you want to make it look like— because she— because at the end of the day, she did want the beats. And he didn't want to seem like he just stumbled across them, right? You know, that he actually got them.
Jason32:27
It's like an ego thing, I think.