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Pooped Pants in First Class

Yeah, it's all over the seat. I mean, it's no longer JetBlue mint, it's JetBlue diarrhea. And it's, it's all over the seat, all over the first like 2 rows. Luckily I'm in the window seat, so I'm not by the aisle, so it didn't, it didn't smell. It did. It smelled. Oh yeah, it smelled. Oh, I mean, it was like— I'm surprised they didn't emergency land that bitch because it was It was brutal. And I didn't go to the bathroom because, because I know that they had to take it there to change it.

July 12, 201825:13David
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Jason24:26
But, um, that's rich homie Kwon right there.
David24:28
Yeah, really. It's, it's culture. It's culture riding. Yeah. But, but yeah, culture, culture Chiari. So, so I'm going in line to go to the bathroom and, and I didn't notice, but the guy with the baby was in line too. And I'm like, oh, go ahead, go ahead, go a…
Jason25:10
Just blue mint. It's all chocolate chip ice cream.
David25:13
Yeah, it's all over the seat. I mean, it's no longer JetBlue mint, it's JetBlue diarrhea. And it's, it's all over the seat, all over the first like 2 rows. Luckily I'm in the window seat, so I'm not by the aisle, so it didn't, it didn't smell. It did. It smelled. Oh yeah, it smelled. Oh, I mean, it was like— I'm surprised they didn't emergency land that bitch because it was It was brutal. And I d…
Jason25:38
Sure.
David25:38
That's the worst thing about babies is, yeah, it's like when the, when the, when the shit of the baby is all the way up to its neck.
Jason25:46
Oh, the worst.