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Pooped Pants in First Class

Yeah, really. It's, it's culture. It's culture riding. Yeah. But, but yeah, culture, culture Chiari. So, so I'm going in line to go to the bathroom and, and I didn't notice, but the guy with the baby was in line too. And I'm like, oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, ahead of me. And he's like, okay, thank you. And, and his baby, his— as he's walking to the bathroom, his, his wife reaches up to him and goes, she's dripping, she's dripping. And I look all across the floor, first class, and just fucking shit all over, all over. And I'm like, get the fuck out of here. I've never seen anything like it. It's all over.

July 12, 201824:28David
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Jason23:56
So you walk right up to the person with the baby before the flight begins and you go, hey, hey, just so you know, I let that baby cry as much as you fucking do.
David24:04
Whatever you want. Yeah, no, but this was interesting. It was crying a lot. I thought it was hilarious. Even the guy next to me was laughing. Because it was like screams like out of hell. Like, I've never heard a baby do this. And then midway through the flig…
Jason24:26
But, um, that's rich homie Kwon right there.
David24:28
Yeah, really. It's, it's culture. It's culture riding. Yeah. But, but yeah, culture, culture Chiari. So, so I'm going in line to go to the bathroom and, and I didn't notice, but the guy with the baby was in line too. And I'm like, oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, ahead of me. And he's like, okay, thank you. And, and his baby, his— as he's walking to the bathroom, his, his wife reaches up to him…
Jason25:10
Just blue mint. It's all chocolate chip ice cream.
David25:13
Yeah, it's all over the seat. I mean, it's no longer JetBlue mint, it's JetBlue diarrhea. And it's, it's all over the seat, all over the first like 2 rows. Luckily I'm in the window seat, so I'm not by the aisle, so it didn't, it didn't smell. It did. It smel…
Jason25:38
Sure.