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Pooped Pants in First Class

Whatever you want. Yeah, no, but this was interesting. It was crying a lot. I thought it was hilarious. Even the guy next to me was laughing. Because it was like screams like out of hell. Like, I've never heard a baby do this. And then midway through the flight, I'm going up to use the bathroom and the baby's in first. The baby's in first, has its own seat, a car seat in its own first class flight. Yeah, I don't know. This is, this is rich. Yeah, it's like a Kim Kardashian baby.

July 12, 201824:04David
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Jason23:47
Yeah, you're absorbing their worry.
David23:49
Yeah, because if I'm ever in that situation, I have a kid on board, that's the last thing I want to worry about is after my baby's crying is other people. You know what I mean?
Jason23:56
So you walk right up to the person with the baby before the flight begins and you go, hey, hey, just so you know, I let that baby cry as much as you fucking do.
David24:04
Whatever you want. Yeah, no, but this was interesting. It was crying a lot. I thought it was hilarious. Even the guy next to me was laughing. Because it was like screams like out of hell. Like, I've never heard a baby do this. And then midway through the flight, I'm going up to use the bathroom and the baby's in first. The baby's in first, has its own seat, a car seat in its own first class fligh…
Jason24:26
But, um, that's rich homie Kwon right there.
David24:28
Yeah, really. It's, it's culture. It's culture riding. Yeah. But, but yeah, culture, culture Chiari. So, so I'm going in line to go to the bathroom and, and I didn't notice, but the guy with the baby was in line too. And I'm like, oh, go ahead, go ahead, go a…
Jason25:10
Just blue mint. It's all chocolate chip ice cream.