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Pooped Pants in First Class

Yeah. So I'm going through, like last time we were going through, and they pull me aside and they pull Wyatt and Charlie aside and they frisk Wyatt and Charlie, they frisk me, they touch my balls. There's like a whole thing. And the guy's like, there's something in here. And I was like, I don't know, I don't— I'm freaking out, you know, because I don't know what I do. I'm an insane person or something. Who knows what I fucking put in there? Now I'm thinking like, did someone Did someone give me a bomb and I didn't fucking remember it? Like, did I black out for a couple of minutes? You know what I mean? So I'm freaking out, and then sure enough, he pulls out some Tribe of Two Sheiks hummus, and he's like, roasted red pepper, in that Boston accent.

July 12, 201821:00Jason
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David20:52
Yeah, that is so fucking amazing.
Jason20:55
She'll like sneak hummus in the fucking carry-on.
David20:58
Will she give you crackers or pita bread?
Jason21:00
Yeah. So I'm going through, like last time we were going through, and they pull me aside and they pull Wyatt and Charlie aside and they frisk Wyatt and Charlie, they frisk me, they touch my balls. There's like a whole thing. And the guy's like, there's something in here. And I was like, I don't know, I don't— I'm freaking out, you know, because I don't know what I do. I'm an insane person or some…
David21:35
Ooh, roasted red pepper hummus. Shit. And so then that's why he took it out of there. He wanted it for himself. Roasted red pepper is the best. Yeah.
Jason21:43
And so he's like, and he's all pissed at me. So then this time we're actually leaving, and I'm like, don't put anything in in there, and we're like making jokes on the way.
David21:51
Yeah.