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Pooped Pants in First Class

Crazy. Yeah, well, they got to me, and it was— we were all happy about it. But you know what else I'm really happy about? If you ever shower or brush your teeth or try to make your hair look presentable, which you can't relate to this, but maybe some viewers can, I've got good news for you. Dollar Shave Club has a lot of stuff to help you out. Here's the scoop. Dollar Shave Club delivers everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. Dollar Shave Club has everything you need to get ready in the bathroom. Dollar Shave Club— yes, I feel like I've said it 50 times. This script is throwing me for a curveball. Yes, that Dollar Shave Club delivers everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. You name it— shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, hair gel, even a wipe that'll leave your tush feeling tingly clean.

July 12, 201814:36David
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Jason14:20
That Uber driver— so you're an Uber driver, you must get weird stuff like that all the time.
David14:24
Yeah, 100%. I had, I had The other day I had caterpillars Ubered from San Diego. That's a $150 Uber ride, and it's just caterpillars.
Jason14:36
Wow.
David14:36
Crazy. Yeah, well, they got to me, and it was— we were all happy about it. But you know what else I'm really happy about? If you ever shower or brush your teeth or try to make your hair look presentable, which you can't relate to this, but maybe some viewers can, I've got good news for you. Dollar Shave Club has a lot of stuff to help you out. Here's the scoop. Dollar Shave Club delivers everythi…
Jason15:20
David, I'm a big fan of of their amber and lavender calming body cleanser. Never smelled anything like it, I mean, other than Todd's, you know, natural scent, which is wonderful. But good luck finding a product that great at the store.
David15:34
All of Dollar Shave Club's products are made with top-shelf ingredients that won't break your budget. You'll feel the difference. Plus, shipping is included with your membership. And here's a great way to try a bunch of Dollar Shave Club products. For just $5…
Jason16:05
I shaved with a dollar— with a Six Blade Executive, uh, it's amazing this morning.