Pooped Pants in First Class

It blew my mind when he said it. Alex and Ilya, they live in my hometown, right? And Ilya was coming here to visit me for VidCon, and Alex, Alex wasn't answering his phone, and Ilya wanted to bring Alex with. But Alex wasn't picking up, so Ilya was like, fuck it, we don't have much time, we have to decide now. I'm just gonna go down to his work, find him, and I'm gonna— and, and I'm gonna get him to come to LA with me. So Ilya went down to the mall to get Alex, and he went to American Eagle because that's where Alex works. Couldn't find him there. And then— and he looked around the mall, maybe he was on his lunch break. Couldn't find him anywhere at the mall. Like, that's it, just couldn't find him. And Ilya was just like, after, after literally looking for like 25 minutes, Ilya said, fuck it, I'm done. He's not coming to Chicago. Whatever. Who cares? Or he's not coming to L.A. Who cares? And then, and then Ilya goes, Ilya's like, Ilya's getting coffee because he's going back to work. He goes into the Starbucks and guess who is working at Starbucks?