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Pooped Pants in First Class

No, here's the thing. We did it because I was trying to do it to Jonah, but it didn't work on him either. This actually, you have to take this up with Natalie because I— Natalie, Um, I told Natalie to clean it up, right? She's my assistant. That's what she has to do. And she cleaned it up and I went back and I saw that it was still slippery. I'm like, Natalie, did you clean it up? And she goes, yes, I did. And I go, okay, can you come back? Cause you didn't. And then the second time I didn't even bother checking cause I'm like, who the hell would fuck this up twice? And I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put that in front of you.

July 12, 20186:56David
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Jason6:45
I fell down. Why did you put fucking corn oil in front of my bedroom?
David6:48
I told Natalie to sit there with the camera, but she must have gone out for lunch.
Jason6:54
No, Natalie left like an hour before.
David6:56
No, here's the thing. We did it because I was trying to do it to Jonah, but it didn't work on him either. This actually, you have to take this up with Natalie because I— Natalie, Um, I told Natalie to clean it up, right? She's my assistant. That's what she has to do. And she cleaned it up and I went back and I saw that it was still slippery. I'm like, Natalie, did you clean it up? And she goes, y…
Jason7:26
I fucking fell and hurt my hip.
David7:28
Yeah.
Jason7:28
Like literally like an old person.