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Wait, excuse me, you went to the doctor with a bunch of older people?

September 12, 20254:17David
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Jason3:56
But you came out your dad's balls.
David3:58
Yeah, unless it's your stepdaddy you're listening to this with, then tune into Squirt.
Jason4:04
I went to the doctor today for my butt and, um, and I was like just kind of telling people about my weekend with Steve Will Do It, and the fucking place was— their eyes were out of their head. They couldn't believe the stories I was saying.
David4:17
Wait, excuse me, you went to the doctor with a bunch of older people?
Jason4:21
No, they weren't— yeah, they were all in like their 40s, but I was telling them about my weekend.
David4:25
At the doctor's office?
Jason4:26
Yeah, yeah, I was just like talking shit at the doctor's office. They were like, well, what are you up to? We know you do YouTube. You've been there. It's where I go for when you hurt your leg, when you hurt your hip.