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Police Can't Find My Porsche

Okay, okay. If, if they did that, if they fit— yeah, if it's like, if it's actually lottery-grade tickets— yeah, I mean, 1,000%. But it's got to be like printed from the actual fucking device that prints lottery tickets.

September 12, 202538:11David
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David37:48
If this was like a yearly thing where like all the pledges always go and get 2 lottery tickets, I'd understand. But it just so happens to be the biggest lottery that's been recorded, like the second biggest lottery, and the frat guys are telling everyone to g…
David38:03
Obviously there's something being set up. My brain doesn't go to—
Jason38:06
But what if they had a fake ticket? They printed a fake ticket, so they hand it back to you. You. So then you go, you check the numbers.
David38:11
Okay, okay. If, if they did that, if they fit— yeah, if it's like, if it's actually lottery-grade tickets— yeah, I mean, 1,000%. But it's got to be like printed from the actual fucking device that prints lottery tickets.
Jason38:23
Yeah.
David38:24
No.
Jason38:24
Yeah, I don't know.