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Police Can't Find My Porsche
Obviously there's something being set up. My brain doesn't go to—
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Natalie, what if I told you you won $1.8 billion? What are you talking about? You just get excited and start parading down the street? This story makes no sense to me.
I can't get behind it. It wasn't like a single one of them won it. Like, it was for the fraternity or whatever, I would assume. So it was just like they were all rejoicing because now they have a billion dollars.
If this was like a yearly thing where like all the pledges always go and get 2 lottery tickets, I'd understand. But it just so happens to be the biggest lottery that's been recorded, like the second biggest lottery, and the frat guys are telling everyone to g…
Obviously there's something being set up. My brain doesn't go to—
But what if they had a fake ticket? They printed a fake ticket, so they hand it back to you. You. So then you go, you check the numbers.
Okay, okay. If, if they did that, if they fit— yeah, if it's like, if it's actually lottery-grade tickets— yeah, I mean, 1,000%. But it's got to be like printed from the actual fucking device that prints lottery tickets.
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