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Police Can't Find My Porsche
Like, the pledge master had all the tickets, right? So these— the guy—
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exactly, you're a pledge. Like, that's like literally the number one place for you to get fucked with. The first thing I'm doing is check. I'm going to Google something from my phone, from Jason's phone, from a stranger's phone. I'm going to Google from 13 di…
The numbers did match. They Photoshopped it.
What do you mean?
Like, the pledge master had all the tickets, right? So these— the guy—
I need the physical ticket back, brother. I'm not going to look at a picture of my ticket.
Well, yeah, I guess when you're there, why are you looking at it?
I'm definitely not going to look. What do you mean? Especially in today's world. That's why this story just doesn't— this story just sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.