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Police Can't Find My Porsche

Wow.

September 12, 202526:38Jason
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David26:33
And then this happened.
Jason26:34
Like, is this what's on your close friends?
David26:36
Is he passing out? Yeah, it's me jerking John off.
Jason26:38
Wow.
David26:39
No, no, no. And then the next day she posted, she's like, yes, that was real. I'm so sorry. I was really drunk. And she's like, I'm still drunk, but I was even more drunk when I posted it. So I'm sorry.
Jason26:48
We know it was real. We saw it with our own eyes.
David26:51
No, it was fucking wild. When you're on Instagram, you're not expecting anything like that. So I was clicking through and my eyes like literally were like, what the fuck is going on?