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Police Can't Find My Porsche

It wasn't human cologne, it was car cologne. It was car spray. So I sprayed car spray all over my neck.

September 12, 202521:21Jason
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Natalie21:17
At the car wash?
Jason21:18
Yeah, but it wasn't—
Stolen Porsche Guest21:19
Car wash cologne, seriously?
Jason21:21
It wasn't human cologne, it was car cologne. It was car spray. So I sprayed car spray all over my neck.
Natalie21:27
I mean, I don't know why you're sampling colognes at the car wash.
Stolen Porsche Guest21:31
You can't get the smell out of the car, forget about putting it on yourself.
Jason21:34
I was shooting a vlog and I was like, oh, I'll take a little spray. And I thought it would be funny, so I like walked through it. And then I was like so sick the rest of the day.