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Car wash cologne, seriously?

September 12, 202521:19Stolen Porsche Guest
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Jason20:59
Everything's so bad. Like, I even went into the car wash yesterday and it's just like, I started to freak out about like all the toxins that are like there. Like, well, first of all, I made the mistake of, I saw some cologne and I was like, oh cool, let me sp…
Natalie21:17
At the car wash?
Jason21:18
Yeah, but it wasn't—
Stolen Porsche Guest21:19
Car wash cologne, seriously?
Jason21:21
It wasn't human cologne, it was car cologne. It was car spray. So I sprayed car spray all over my neck.
Natalie21:27
I mean, I don't know why you're sampling colognes at the car wash.
Stolen Porsche Guest21:31
You can't get the smell out of the car, forget about putting it on yourself.