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Police Can't Find My Porsche
When I was perpendicular to Jason, so his car's there and I'm facing this way. Yeah, so I'm facing him, I'm honking, he's at a traffic light, and he's like this. I honked again, literally for 5 minutes, and he would not look up. So either you thought someone was after him, or—
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Every phone call he assumes is bad news. So I like—
Charlie?
What's up? Yeah, really. I have to tiptoe around how I tell him like really cool things. Like right now I was like, Steve will do it, texting me something funny. I was like, 'Yo, guess what Steve just texted me?' He goes, 'What?' Yeah, I'm gonna tell you.
When I was perpendicular to Jason, so his car's there and I'm facing this way. Yeah, so I'm facing him, I'm honking, he's at a traffic light, and he's like this. I honked again, literally for 5 minutes, and he would not look up. So either you thought someone was after him, or—
I don't know.
I think Jason's a computer program, and I think when he's driving around, he's on standby mode and he doesn't turn on until he's here.
Everything's so bad. Like, I even went into the car wash yesterday and it's just like, I started to freak out about like all the toxins that are like there. Like, well, first of all, I made the mistake of, I saw some cologne and I was like, oh cool, let me sp…