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You would deduce. You would say like, oh, you don't have this here? You don't have a spacecraft? Or they would say, we don't have this here. And then I'd say, well, we have it back where I'm from. See the portal I just came through? And then you would assimilate and then everything would be fine.

September 12, 20257:07Jason
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David6:48
No, but doesn't that sound like a movie? Like it's like aliens that don't really know how their technology works and we can't reverse engineer it because it's just like so not in our law office.
Natalie6:58
I mean, I'm sure something like that has happened. Not like two 16-year-old aliens that are like, yo, bro, we're here.
David7:03
Like surfer aliens. Oh, at least there's waves, bro.
Jason7:07
You would deduce. You would say like, oh, you don't have this here? You don't have a spacecraft? Or they would say, we don't have this here. And then I'd say, well, we have it back where I'm from. See the portal I just came through? And then you would assimilate and then everything would be fine.
Natalie7:21
Well, I just don't know, like, is there an answer to this question?
Jason7:24
Thank you. I'm trying, Natalie. I'm trying. This is the most Wednesday David question ever. Day after posting the vlog, he gave it all yesterday.
David7:34
I mean, I'm really like to the most incredible maxed out juice.