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No, but doesn't that sound like a movie? Like it's like aliens that don't really know how their technology works and we can't reverse engineer it because it's just like so not in our law office.

September 12, 20256:48David
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David6:29
I just like, I plug my antenna into it and then all of a sudden it works. Or like, I fuck the transmission and then it turns on.
David6:35
Like whatever aliens do. Like, there's a good chance that aliens can come to our Earth and it's just because it's just some young kids that stole a craft and like took the wrong turn through like a portal. Do you know what I mean?
Jason6:47
Are you pitching a movie right now?
David6:48
No, but doesn't that sound like a movie? Like it's like aliens that don't really know how their technology works and we can't reverse engineer it because it's just like so not in our law office.
Natalie6:58
I mean, I'm sure something like that has happened. Not like two 16-year-old aliens that are like, yo, bro, we're here.
David7:03
Like surfer aliens. Oh, at least there's waves, bro.
Jason7:07
You would deduce. You would say like, oh, you don't have this here? You don't have a spacecraft? Or they would say, we don't have this here. And then I'd say, well, we have it back where I'm from. See the portal I just came through? And then you would assimil…