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Oh boy.
And I remember just being like, oh my God, just mortified. Like, I didn't really know. I didn't like understand what I was watching. And oh shit, I was so embarrassed. And I was like, I was home alone, obviously. And I was so embarrassed, so I just ripped— I…
First time I ever saw porn was my— I think we had like a laptop that our family used, and it was in my room, and my mom opened it and it was fucking open on Pornhub. And I was sitting on my bed and she was in my room, and it was just Pornhub. And I remember m…
You don't have to lie to us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I swear it was— it wasn't me. I don't know if it was like one of my friends fucking with me or if it was— I don't know. I don't know who it was anyway. So, and I was like, it's not me. And she's looking at me smiling and I'm like, I was so fucking embarrassed…
well, that's because you didn't date girls. And so your mom's like, oh, David does like girls.