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Oh no, I hate that. Every time we go to New York, everyone's like, Mike, what do we do here? They're like, Dude, what do you— you could do anything here. And we were fucking— last night we were driving around, we went to 8 different bars. They're all fucking empty. New York, there's so much going on that there's like nothing going on. It's like, it's like literally it's my least favorite thing when I get to New York and they're like, there's so much going on, you're gonna have such a blast, and then we have nothing to do ever.
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You got into the car yesterday in New York. Natalie and I were sitting in the car. We were like, hi, good morning, Natalie. Morning. Hi, Jason. You got in the car, you two started fighting in 3 seconds. Immediately when you got in the car.
She fucking hates when I voice my opinion. I go, I don't like this hotel. She goes, oh, you don't like this hotel?
You're on crack. Why? The nicest hotel you could stay at. Okay, you'll find something wrong with every single hotel we stay at. And this kid goes to New York City, Jen, and he goes, there's nothing to do here. New York City, it's the fucking greatest city in…
Oh no, I hate that. Every time we go to New York, everyone's like, Mike, what do we do here? They're like, Dude, what do you— you could do anything here. And we were fucking— last night we were driving around, we went to 8 different bars. They're all fucking empty. New York, there's so much going on that there's like nothing going on. It's like, it's like literally it's my least favorite thing wh…
Well, because I think it's like something that's out of your comfort zone. You don't know how to like interact in New York. You don't know what's happening, where to be, blah blah.
Yeah, but I'm with New Yorkers and they're bringing me around and they're just like, oh well, I guess tonight's dead. It's like every time I go to New York, somebody lies to me and goes, tonight's the night.
Yeah, but just because you're with a New Yorker doesn't mean they know.