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Planning Our First Baby

And we went to Paris Hilton's afterparty. And then we were fucking tired, but our buddy Alex was DJing this club for the first time. So we're like, we got to go stop by just to say hello. And Natalie was like, well, he wants to come and meet me at the club, this guy that she's talking to. And she's like, but I don't— like, I can't be there for long. Like, I'm so tired. I want to go home. Like, how do I explain that to him? And I'm like, this is the type of shit that pisses me off. I'm like, call him, you fucking moron. Like, you've been talking to him for— like, how is that hard to communicate at this point? Like, you guys sat there for 6 hours. Like, the second you could sit somewhere with 6 hours, like, I could tell him anything. Yeah, just FaceTime him and tell him exactly what happened.

September 25, 202530:15David
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Jason29:59
Because if he's not stepping forward, then what's she to do?
David30:04
I just don't understand it. Like, okay, so the other day we were going to the club and she was like, we just got done filming the bit, the fucking fire hose bit with Alex.
Jason30:15
Yeah.
David30:15
And we went to Paris Hilton's afterparty. And then we were fucking tired, but our buddy Alex was DJing this club for the first time. So we're like, we got to go stop by just to say hello. And Natalie was like, well, he wants to come and meet me at the club, this guy that she's talking to. And she's like, but I don't— like, I can't be there for long. Like, I'm so tired. I want to go home. Like, ho…
Jason30:52
Yeah, I'm too tired.
David30:53
I'm too tired, but I would have to see you for 20 minutes. But like, I can't go home. I can't go home with you tonight. Like, just tell him that.
Natalie30:59
But then exactly what I thought was gonna happen, I ended up sitting there for 3 hours and talking to him, which was fine. Like, I had a great time, but like, that's why— that's why I was trying to like—