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Pitching Natalie for The Bachlorette

I'm just trying to make it clear that I have stood before. I stand anywhere but my room. My room, I'm like always sitting down. 'Cause it's just like comfy. And I have a heated toilet seat. So when I go to a hotel and it's cold, It's, it's actually pretty crazy. Like the, the first, like the change in that is fucking insane. And then there's some nice hotels that even take a step further. Not only do they have heated toilet seats, but they have heated floors. And that is the craziest experience. Like I've never wanted to fucking sleep on a bathroom in my entire life. There's one in London, I think it's like the Mandarin or something. It has heated toilet floors.

March 24, 202636:18David
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Jason36:16
You shouldn't be embarrassed.
David36:17
I'm not.
Jason36:18
Okay.
David36:18
I'm just trying to make it clear that I have stood before. I stand anywhere but my room. My room, I'm like always sitting down. 'Cause it's just like comfy. And I have a heated toilet seat. So when I go to a hotel and it's cold, It's, it's actually pretty crazy. Like the, the first, like the change in that is fucking insane. And then there's some nice hotels that even take a step further. Not onl…
Natalie36:53
Heated toilet floors.
David36:54
Heated toilet floors. No overflowing tub though. Heated toilet floors. But that— do you sit while you pee or no?
Natalie37:01
No, I like to stand. I like to just hover, honestly.