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Pitching Natalie for The Bachlorette

in this fucking house. I promise you, you're literally queen of doodoos.

March 24, 202634:24David
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Natalie34:01
I know. Well, technically you're not— you're not supposed to have to. You're supposed to use the bidet, the water's supposed to spray, and then you're supposed to press the dryer, and then it's— the fan dries your tush.
David34:09
Fuck up. Yeah, I would never do that in a million years. I would never do that. You got to do both.
Natalie34:16
I mean, I don't know what you got going on down there, what's coming out of there, but like, you should always say that like you're not fucking doing the biggest doodoos on this fucking—
David34:24
in this fucking house. I promise you, you're literally queen of doodoos.
Jason34:27
Dry your tush. How long does it take to dry your tush?
David34:29
Well, that's the problem because I've tried that drying option. It's not really a thing.
Natalie34:33
No, it's not good. You have to like— you have to find the right toilet that dries the It has the high-powered dryer.