Pitching Natalie for The Bachlorette

What is she doing now? I don't know. She's Scarlett Johansson.

I tried to— I got hired to write a story in a book once by my friend, and the story was about her. And I hired a private investigator to track her down, and the private investigator came back and he was like, she doesn't want to talk to you. And I was like, o…

Why did he approach you directly?

Yeah.

Um, because, because we wanted to talk to her for the story in the book. Oh yeah, she said no.

Wow. Huh. Okay, Nat, you've got your follow-up question. Well, it kind of explains everything, I guess, just now. She's a fucking weirdo.