Pitching Natalie for The Bachlorette

You said it was the classic thing of liking someone that was really pretty. Mm-hmm. Like, it just felt like you just liked her because of her looks. So did you actually like her?

You weren't in love with her.

I did like her.

But I don't think I would— maybe I was mature enough to realize, like, oh, like, we actually don't have, like, a good—

What is she doing now? I don't know. She's Scarlett Johansson.

I tried to— I got hired to write a story in a book once by my friend, and the story was about her. And I hired a private investigator to track her down, and the private investigator came back and he was like, she doesn't want to talk to you. And I was like, o…