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And then I go in and they're like, "Okay, take your pants down," which is already like, "Fuck," and it's a woman. And they put like a sheet over my— not even a sheet, like a thing over my lap. And she comes in, she's like, hey, how's it going? And I'm like, uh, hey. And, um, and I was like, okay, so when's— so I get like a shot in my knee? And she's like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're gonna do sound waves. And I was like, oh, okay, so I'm like, so you just kind of like run something over my penis like that? And so she's like, oh no, no, no, no, this is electroshock therapy sound waves. She pulls out this thing. It's, it's a fucking jackhammer. It looks like a jackhammer.

January 18, 20194:59Jason
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David4:55
Delicious.
Jason4:56
And then I go in after 45—
David4:58
Go.
Jason4:59
And then I go in and they're like, "Okay, take your pants down," which is already like, "Fuck," and it's a woman. And they put like a sheet over my— not even a sheet, like a thing over my lap. And she comes in, she's like, hey, how's it going? And I'm like, uh, hey. And, um, and I was like, okay, so when's— so I get like a shot in my knee? And she's like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're gonn…
David5:44
And, um, is she working on your knee or your penis? Because you keep mixing it up.
Jason5:49
No, no, that Todd went for his knee. I'm going for sex drive.
David5:52
Okay, so you are going for your penis.