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And the best part about SeatGeek is you can return the tickets. No, I'm kidding. But no, SeatGeek is amazing. Honestly, they help me out. They're so involved with my videos too, and they're great people over there. So go use SeatGeek if you need to buy ticket…
Shit. Happy birthday to me. Today's your birthday? Yeah, dude. Oh, fuck. Well, we didn't know, did we? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Dave. Sorry, Joe. Happy birthday to an extra birthday. 3 seconds. I don't know what to say. Is it his birthday?
It is his birthday. And can I say, this isn't a cake, this is a donut with 19 candles in it. I don't know how you stuck this many candles in it, and only one of the candles is lit.
You gave me no time to set it up.
Okay, so only one of the candles is lit. And here's the thing, so it is Joe's birthday today, by the way. Happy birthday. Which, this is amazing.
How'd you know?
So let me get into that. So first of all, I saw this donut, it was sitting on top of the toilet in the podcast room, and I went to go pee and I'm like, Joe, is this your donut? And he goes, fuck, you ruined it. It was before we started the podcast. And now I…