PICKING DAVID’S DREAMGIRL!!!

Like, what was your like? I was— I imagine, like, you've given an awesome speech and then, like, everybody's standing and, like, you know, it's us standing there. And then I'm just like— or even, like, at your wedding. I never imagined your wedding, but now that I'm thinking about it, I could have been in your wedding. But, like, I just imagine, like, I come, you know, to the front of the table, to the end of the table, and I'm just like, guys, I have something to say. Illy and I are very competitive, and we used to compete about who was faster all the time. And for the last 9 years, Ilya has thought he's faster than me. But in reality, I beat him 9 years ago and he has no idea. I don't know. I just thought that'd be so fun. I mean, yeah, and I know I knew if I told you, you would beat me. And after I threw up, I was like, fuck this. I don't want to continue this competition at all. Like, because I know the next year you're going to go out and you're going to beat me by a second.