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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

And she brought her laptop with her to the bathroom, which is bizarre in the first place. Just leave it in your room where you're Zooming. And she puts her laptop down on the floor, takes her pants off, sits on the toilet, and starts going to the bathroom for like a solid 5 seconds. And then she realizes and she quickly just like, you see her leap off the toilet to her computer, close it, and then the whole class is like, what happened? Oh, Jennifer. Oh, Jennifer, no.

March 28, 202010:19Natalie
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Jason10:07
So far, what happened?
Natalie10:08
There was like, you know how college kids are now video conferencing for their classes, right? On Zoom. On Zoom. And this girl must have thought that she, like, muted her screen or blacked it out so that she could go to the bathroom.
David10:18
Oh, fuck me.
Natalie10:19
And she brought her laptop with her to the bathroom, which is bizarre in the first place. Just leave it in your room where you're Zooming. And she puts her laptop down on the floor, takes her pants off, sits on the toilet, and starts going to the bathroom for like a solid 5 seconds. And then she realizes and she quickly just like, you see her leap off the toilet to her computer, close it, and the…
Jason10:42
Like, one guy just goes, he just goes, I didn't see anything. But there's a good, there's a good portion where all 16 people realize it before she realizes it. They're all like, oh, really funny.
David10:56
Wait, was she pooping or peeing?
Jason10:58
I don't know.