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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

I know, the days go by so quick now. It's reminding me of when I was back in high school and summer break would come along and it was— I would wake up and it'd be daytime, and then I would wait for the nighttime to crash and nighttime would happen, right? I'm doing so little in the day that it's going by so quickly, even though it's like long. And like, you know what I mean? The other day I woke up and I was like, I'm gonna watch The Butterfly Effect tonight. And I was like, oh my God. And I woke up and I woke up at like noon and I said that comment to myself out loud, like Marty's dad. Yeah, I was like, I'm I'm gonna watch The Butterfly Effect. And then I was sitting on my couch at around 4 PM, and I was just looking outside waiting for it to get darker so I could turn on the movie. I was like, I can't wait till it gets darker. Yeah, I don't know, time's going by a total different pace now. And like, now looking back, like when I used to do— because this is exactly how I felt when I was, uh, junior or senior in high school and we had summer vacation. It's the exact same vibe. It's just days passing by. I'd have like a maybe midday ritual, and then at night I would play with my friends like on PlayStation or something. That's kind of what I'm doing now. It makes me look at like when we were— when I was like posting 3 times a week on my vlog. Yeah, like, that's crazy. Like, it's crazy the amount we were like moving, like, to now. Like, the, like, the amount of stuff we get done in one day. I have no— like, the people watching must have been like, how the fuck are they getting all this done? I know, like, how are they getting this done in, in one day? And like, now looking back, I was like, I have no idea how we got it done. And now it's also— I should add, I should talk about the vlog. I haven't posted in God knows when, 2 weeks now. There's just— we can't— literally can't do anything. Literally cannot film anything.

March 28, 20203:48David
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Jason3:20
Marnie had a great take. Her dad, who's like 80, is loving life right now because the world has been forced to live like him. So for example, like Marnie's dad talks about dinner at breakfast. He'll plan like what he's going to do. And now that's not such a c…
David3:39
It's so fucking crazy because the craziest part of all this is like, I feel like I have less time.
Jason3:45
You do? Yeah. Oh my God, I feel like I have so much time.
David3:48
I know, the days go by so quick now. It's reminding me of when I was back in high school and summer break would come along and it was— I would wake up and it'd be daytime, and then I would wait for the nighttime to crash and nighttime would happen, right? I'm doing so little in the day that it's going by so quickly, even though it's like long. And like, you know what I mean? The other day I woke…
Jason5:16
Every idea that comes up, we go, oh yeah, you can't do that. Let's have the girl who shoots the flaming arrows over the house.
David5:23
Oh no, yeah, she can't come by. And it's like, and it's not— people are like, well, film like a Q&A. Like, okay, I'll film a Q&A, but I won't put that on my main channel. Kind of turn the main channel off until—
Jason5:32
I wonder if people understand that.