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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops
Did you kill yourself? And he goes, and he goes, I was going to call you and ask the same question. I go, I go, Doug, Do you think I would kill myself in front of my ex-wife and kids? Is that what you think of me? Would I do that? He goes, would you think I would do that? And then he was like, we got into a whole thing. You'll have to be over here, you know, for a week. I go, I know, don't do that to me. Don't kill yourself.
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Right.
And so I called my neighbor Doug, and I got him on the phone, and I go, hey, I go, was that you? Did you—
did you kill somebody?
Did you kill yourself? And he goes, and he goes, I was going to call you and ask the same question. I go, I go, Doug, Do you think I would kill myself in front of my ex-wife and kids? Is that what you think of me? Would I do that? He goes, would you think I would do that? And then he was like, we got into a whole thing. You'll have to be over here, you know, for a week. I go, I know, don't do tha…
Oh, that's funny.
But we deduced it was construction, right?
It was just a wild thought.