Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

The other day I was, um, been at Marnie's a lot. Wyatt and I were sitting in the backyard chilling out, and all of a sudden we heard a gunshot. Ran inside, and we were like really scared. And because, you know, it's like a nice neighborhood, you wouldn't hear…

Right.

And so I called my neighbor Doug, and I got him on the phone, and I go, hey, I go, was that you? Did you—

Did you kill yourself? And he goes, and he goes, I was going to call you and ask the same question. I go, I go, Doug, Do you think I would kill myself in front of my ex-wife and kids? Is that what you think of me? Would I do that? He goes, would you think I w…

Oh, that's funny.

But we deduced it was construction, right?