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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops
Yeah. I had no idea 9/11 was, was bad. Yeah, and it's crazy, crazy. And then, and then I came home and I was like, what the fuck? My parents— and I told my parents, I'm like, people died during 9/11. Like, like— and my teacher was like trying to explain to me, she's like, people died. And I was like, right, well, people in the airplane, right? Because the airplane crashed. And she was like, no, no, in the building too. It was a lot. And then I went back to my parents, I was like, what the fuck? You guys lied to me. And then they told me that Santa wasn't real. That was the same time I found out about Santa.
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Oh my God.
And I remember, I remember the teacher looking at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?
If you ever do a one-man show, you need to open with that story.
Yeah. I had no idea 9/11 was, was bad. Yeah, and it's crazy, crazy. And then, and then I came home and I was like, what the fuck? My parents— and I told my parents, I'm like, people died during 9/11. Like, like— and my teacher was like trying to explain to me, she's like, people died. And I was like, right, well, people in the airplane, right? Because the airplane crashed. And she was like, no, n…
Well, Dave, this is a good podcast. Why don't you, uh wrap it up for everybody, give everybody a silver lining right now.
Well, moral of the story, guys, is people grow up in different situations, you know. Some people have different upbringings.
Are you looking out the window? What are you staring at?