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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

Yeah. I had no idea 9/11 was, was bad. Yeah, and it's crazy, crazy. And then, and then I came home and I was like, what the fuck? My parents— and I told my parents, I'm like, people died during 9/11. Like, like— and my teacher was like trying to explain to me, she's like, people died. And I was like, right, well, people in the airplane, right? Because the airplane crashed. And she was like, no, no, in the building too. It was a lot. And then I went back to my parents, I was like, what the fuck? You guys lied to me. And then they told me that Santa wasn't real. That was the same time I found out about Santa.

March 28, 202035:19David
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Natalie35:11
Oh my God.
David35:12
And I remember, I remember the teacher looking at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Jason35:16
If you ever do a one-man show, you need to open with that story.
David35:19
Yeah. I had no idea 9/11 was, was bad. Yeah, and it's crazy, crazy. And then, and then I came home and I was like, what the fuck? My parents— and I told my parents, I'm like, people died during 9/11. Like, like— and my teacher was like trying to explain to me, she's like, people died. And I was like, right, well, people in the airplane, right? Because the airplane crashed. And she was like, no, n…
Jason35:46
Well, Dave, this is a good podcast. Why don't you, uh wrap it up for everybody, give everybody a silver lining right now.
David35:52
Well, moral of the story, guys, is people grow up in different situations, you know. Some people have different upbringings.
Jason36:00
Are you looking out the window? What are you staring at?