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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

And I remember, I remember the teacher looking at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?

March 28, 202035:12David
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Jason34:55
That's really good.
David34:55
I mean, I told you, I didn't know people died during 9/11. Like they told. Yeah. And I remember I've told the story on the podcast like 40 times and I was like, I was in second grade and I was like, and we were talking about 9/11 and I raised my hand and I go…
Natalie35:11
Oh my God.
David35:12
And I remember, I remember the teacher looking at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Jason35:16
If you ever do a one-man show, you need to open with that story.
David35:19
Yeah. I had no idea 9/11 was, was bad. Yeah, and it's crazy, crazy. And then, and then I came home and I was like, what the fuck? My parents— and I told my parents, I'm like, people died during 9/11. Like, like— and my teacher was like trying to explain to me…
Jason35:46
Well, Dave, this is a good podcast. Why don't you, uh wrap it up for everybody, give everybody a silver lining right now.