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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

I mean, I told you, I didn't know people died during 9/11. Like they told. Yeah. And I remember I've told the story on the podcast like 40 times and I was like, I was in second grade and I was like, and we were talking about 9/11 and I raised my hand and I go, well, at least no one died. And I remember the teacher.

March 28, 202034:55David
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Jason34:53
Really? Ever.
Natalie34:54
That's crazy.
Jason34:55
That's really good.
David34:55
I mean, I told you, I didn't know people died during 9/11. Like they told. Yeah. And I remember I've told the story on the podcast like 40 times and I was like, I was in second grade and I was like, and we were talking about 9/11 and I raised my hand and I go, well, at least no one died. And I remember the teacher.
Natalie35:11
Oh my God.
David35:12
And I remember, I remember the teacher looking at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Jason35:16
If you ever do a one-man show, you need to open with that story.