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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

Maybe like for a second we were convinced that when we were done peeing, we were gonna go back in time and it was gonna be freshman year again. We're gonna start high school all over again. And I remember we stopped peeing and we— and we both— we both went to the bathroom door ready to open it to liquid fusion. And we both looked at each other like out of a movie, you know, like fucking stupid, you know, 17-year-olds, whatever we were at the time. And we were like, okay, we open this door It may be a different time. And we opened it, and we were still at the end of our senior year of high school, and it wasn't as cool as we thought it was gonna be. But every time, now I'm so happy we didn't go back in time, 'cause now I'm so happy that we continued life.

March 28, 202032:59David
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Natalie32:33
That's a very important detail.
David32:35
Well, it is just because you got to know that there was a wall between us. And, and the way that the bathroom felt, it felt like we entered a time machine. And we were like— we were like, as we were peeing, I was like, Ilya, can't you imagine right now after…
Jason32:58
Yes!
David32:59
Maybe like for a second we were convinced that when we were done peeing, we were gonna go back in time and it was gonna be freshman year again. We're gonna start high school all over again. And I remember we stopped peeing and we— and we both— we both went to the bathroom door ready to open it to liquid fusion. And we both looked at each other like out of a movie, you know, like fucking stupid, y…
Jason33:37
That's a beautiful story, David, and that's why you and Ilya are still friends and Marnie and I are divorced.
David33:42
What do you mean?
Jason33:43
Like, you know.