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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

How about this? We go to Kevin Hart's house. We're on the way and David's like, I got to think of a TikTok to do with Kevin Hart. So he gets there, he thinks of a TikTok and he's filming with Kevin Hart. And you can see that like he doesn't want to take up too much of Kevin Hart's time. Kevin Hart's really nice, by the way. And the phone keeps falling and he's like, I don't have a case. By the way, you're fucking the biggest social media influencer in the goddamn world. You don't have a goddamn case on your phone? I didn't bring my case. Okay. Okay, so he borrows my case, makes the TikTok with Kevin Hart. It comes out great. We get back in the car, we ride all the way back to the house, and I go, you have my case? He goes, oh no, that's not how it went down. I left it there. He goes like this. He goes, I said before I left, is this anyone's case? The one you borrowed from me?

March 28, 202021:20Jason
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David21:00
You just hit lock and it's done, bro.
Jason21:02
It's your fault that I called Wyatt. That's all I'm saying. And then you had to dress me down in front of everybody, be like, you're so fucking old, Jason.
David21:10
All you hear is, "Hello, Daddy, hello," from his pocket. You hear that from his pocket. And dude, when I saw that, I was like, are you fucking kidding me, Jason? How is this happening?
Jason21:20
How about this? We go to Kevin Hart's house. We're on the way and David's like, I got to think of a TikTok to do with Kevin Hart. So he gets there, he thinks of a TikTok and he's filming with Kevin Hart. And you can see that like he doesn't want to take up too much of Kevin Hart's time. Kevin Hart's really nice, by the way. And the phone keeps falling and he's like, I don't have a case. By the wa…
David22:01
I forgot. I didn't know what happened.
Jason22:02
I literally didn't know what happened. You owe me $36.99.
David22:06
So yeah, I borrowed the case. And I put the case on Kevin's table and we were leaving and I was like, he's been so gracious with his time. I don't want to— I wanted to get out of there.