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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

The car's obviously not if it doesn't start right. It's got some problems.

March 28, 202016:31Jason
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David15:43
But I took it out and it stalled right in front of all the other cars that were coming to the party. Wow. And I ran out. I just remember seeing Kim and Kanye standing at the entrance looking at the car. And as I'm running by them, I hear Kanye go, what's goin…
Jason16:23
But the two most important people in the world, isn't that basically— you're holding them up with your piece of shit car.
David16:29
Isn't it crazy? Well, the car is great.
Jason16:31
The car's obviously not if it doesn't start right. It's got some problems.
David16:35
But, but isn't that crazy? Like when you meet like a celebrity, like you remember the exact moment, you remember what you were like wearing, you remember what you said, you remember how the conversation went.
Jason16:45
Yep.
David16:45
But they won't remember it now. They'll never think about it. But you will remember the exact moment you were there, right? Like, yeah. Like if I were to meet Beyoncé, I've run into Beyoncé and she, she doesn't even know what my face looks like, you know what…