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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

But I took it out and it stalled right in front of all the other cars that were coming to the party. Wow. And I ran out. I just remember seeing Kim and Kanye standing at the entrance looking at the car. And as I'm running by them, I hear Kanye go, what's going on? And I go, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And I was so scared because I was like, oh my God, he's probably waiting for his car and they can't bring it up because my car's in front of all the other cars. So I told Illya because Illya knows better, more about cars than I do. So Illya hopped in the Bronco and he like got it to work after like a solid, like, minute and 30 seconds of us, like, trying all the levers, and then the fucking car finally moved and everyone else from Valet could get their cars. But that was a really funny, stressful moment. That's all that happened.

March 28, 202015:43David
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Jason15:21
Okay.
David15:22
Yeah, a good amount. And the valet runs up to me at Stormy's party and goes and goes, is that your Bronco? Yeah. I was like, yes. And then he's like, it stalled. And I was like, fuck. And they couldn't get it to work. And I didn't really know how to drive the…
Jason15:42
Right.
David15:43
But I took it out and it stalled right in front of all the other cars that were coming to the party. Wow. And I ran out. I just remember seeing Kim and Kanye standing at the entrance looking at the car. And as I'm running by them, I hear Kanye go, what's going on? And I go, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And I was so scared because I was like, oh my God, he's probably waiting for his car and they…
Jason16:23
But the two most important people in the world, isn't that basically— you're holding them up with your piece of shit car.
David16:29
Isn't it crazy? Well, the car is great.
Jason16:31
The car's obviously not if it doesn't start right. It's got some problems.