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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops
When Jason gets high too, it's fucking crazy because Jason, when Jason gets high, he needs to like, he needs to get energy to like get up and leave or else he'll just be like sucked into the couch and then he'll get up and he'll get up and like want to leave. And then I'll be like, wait, Jason, where are you going? And then he'll be like, Should I stay? Yeah, stay. And then he'll be like torn whether or not he should be leaving or staying, and he's like fucking like moving back and forth. It's really funny.
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Every time I see John Stamos, I poop myself. He's pretty cool.
That would be my reaction too.
We were hanging out last night and I don't know about David, but I've turned into a fucking pothead during this whole time, bro.
When Jason gets high too, it's fucking crazy because Jason, when Jason gets high, he needs to like, he needs to get energy to like get up and leave or else he'll just be like sucked into the couch and then he'll get up and he'll get up and like want to leave. And then I'll be like, wait, Jason, where are you going? And then he'll be like, Should I stay? Yeah, stay. And then he'll be like torn whe…
Yeah. Hey, you know, we don't make videos. The vlog squad's just a bunch of alcoholics. I figured it out, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. But have you just pretty much said to yourself, I'm going to be as successful as possible and look as shitty as possible? Is that what you said in your head? That's what you're going for, like the Adam Sandler kind of thing, right?