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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

There was one time, one quote, one time my aunt— when I peed myself and I wanted to go home, I was like in the first grade and my aunt picked me up and I thought the teachers wouldn't tell her. But since I was in the first grade, they told her everything. And she was like, you peed yourself, didn't you? And I was like, yeah, how'd you know? The teachers told me. That was the only time I got caught.

March 28, 202012:55David
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Jason12:52
Oh, really?
David12:52
Yeah, they didn't know. No, I'm really good at hiding.
Jason12:54
Clean record.
David12:55
There was one time, one quote, one time my aunt— when I peed myself and I wanted to go home, I was like in the first grade and my aunt picked me up and I thought the teachers wouldn't tell her. But since I was in the first grade, they told her everything. And she was like, you peed yourself, didn't you? And I was like, yeah, how'd you know? The teachers told me. That was the only time I got caugh…
Jason13:14
Yeah. And then what about as an adult? Have you ever pooped yourself?
David13:16
No.
Jason13:17
Headed to a big meeting with John Stamos and pooped yourself or anything?