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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops
There was one time, one quote, one time my aunt— when I peed myself and I wanted to go home, I was like in the first grade and my aunt picked me up and I thought the teachers wouldn't tell her. But since I was in the first grade, they told her everything. And she was like, you peed yourself, didn't you? And I was like, yeah, how'd you know? The teachers told me. That was the only time I got caught.
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Oh, really?
Yeah, they didn't know. No, I'm really good at hiding.
Clean record.
There was one time, one quote, one time my aunt— when I peed myself and I wanted to go home, I was like in the first grade and my aunt picked me up and I thought the teachers wouldn't tell her. But since I was in the first grade, they told her everything. And she was like, you peed yourself, didn't you? And I was like, yeah, how'd you know? The teachers told me. That was the only time I got caugh…
Yeah. And then what about as an adult? Have you ever pooped yourself?
No.
Headed to a big meeting with John Stamos and pooped yourself or anything?