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Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

You sell it? Did they know that I sell my pants to them? Like, did they know you pissed yourself?

March 28, 202012:34Jason
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David11:05
Jay, you should do a parody of that. Like, you're just taking a shit and all the kids are like, uh, Jason, your mic's still on. And you go, I know, I want to talk to you. Hey, have you ever had a— have you ever had a moment like, like when I was really young,…
Jason12:15
No way.
David12:16
And I gave him all my stuff and I ran to like the public bathroom and I threw out my underwear. Luckily, I was wearing black shorts. So you really couldn't see. And I did that thing when I came out of the restroom. I did that thing where I was pretending— I w…
Jason12:34
You sell it? Did they know that I sell my pants to them? Like, did they know you pissed yourself?
David12:39
Oh, no, they didn't know I pissed myself.
Jason12:40
Never told anybody.
David12:41
No, I've never gotten caught actually peeing myself.