Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

Jay, you should do a parody of that. Like, you're just taking a shit and all the kids are like, uh, Jason, your mic's still on. And you go, I know, I want to talk to you. Hey, have you ever had a— have you ever had a moment like, like when I was really young, um, I think I was like in the third grade, I remember we called the police. Like, it was my friends and I, and I dialed 911 on the phone. Like, I was like because they didn't really know what was going on. And then I hung up right away because I freaked out because I heard it ringing and I hung up so quick. I was like, oh, they probably didn't even get the call. But then the cops showed up at your house. Yeah, like 10 minutes later. And they were like, hey, who called? And fucking literally almost pissed myself. Really? It was bad. There was— have you ever had like a kid moment where you do something stupid and you're like, you think it's a lot worse than it is? Sure. Like, oh, there's another time we were doing fireworks on the tennis courts. Baby fireworks, like firecrackers. It's July 4th. We're doing firecrackers. I leave the tennis courts. Right outside is a cop standing there. He goes, give me everything you have right now. And I was maybe in like 7th grade. You know what I did next? I pissed myself. I peed myself in the 7th grade because this cop was there. I got so scared. He came out of nowhere and I just peed.