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And it's me and Taylor coming back. Yeah, so, so, and then Taylor goes, let me walk in first. I go, no, I have the shovel, let me walk in first. And Taylor's like trying to walk in front of me, and I'm like, Taylor, this makes no sense. Like, if this guy comes in front of us, I'm just gonna whack you with the shovel. Like, get behind me so I can hit whoever is in here with the shovel. Like, it just made no sense. Like, I understand she was being— trying to be protective and was really sweet, but I was like, this isn't gonna help any of us.
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Okay, Jay, the other night I slept in, uh, in the living room on the couch. I was on the couch sleeping and it's like 3 AM. David comes storming into the house after his run, right? He has a fucking shovel in his hand. He's like towering over me at 3 AM. He's…
He's like, dude, someone at 12:30 walked in the house and he's still in here.
I'm like, I'm like in a daze. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And it's me and Taylor coming back. Yeah, so, so, and then Taylor goes, let me walk in first. I go, no, I have the shovel, let me walk in first. And Taylor's like trying to walk in front of me, and I'm like, Taylor, this makes no sense. Like, if this guy comes in front of us, I'm just gonna whack you with the shovel. Like, get behind me so I can hit whoever is in here with the shovel. Like, it ju…
Okay, okay, first off, Why the fuck do you have a shovel?
Because we had no weapon.
You're gonna fucking plant some flowers for the intruder?