Our Threesome with a Porn Star
Nobody likes doing videos with me anymore. More. Just Joe. Natalie, one thing that these two do that's so funny, like especially when they go to a new place, they start like pointing out ways to change the place. Or just even today, like in the kitchen here, Ilya is standing by the trash can. You know how trash cans, they go into the wall like by the sink or whatever? It really just goes, Dave, Dave, check this out! Look at this! Look at this, Dave! Dave! And I'm like Oh man, Ilya found something cool in the house that I rented, so I'm gonna go try to enjoy that too. I thought he was gonna show him the pinball machine or the fucking movie theater room, and I'm like, what's in the kitchen that's so interesting? And he pulls the trash can out, and David comes over, looks at it, and then he pushes it in, and it's very smooth the way the trash can goes in. And that's what he was showing David. David was like, that's sick. And he's like, look how smooth it is. Boom, it just goes right in. It's completely flat. Sick, so funny. You guys are really— and then David goes, David looks at the deck, which is, it's a fucking $13 million home, but there's sand in front of the cliff. And David goes, what if the deck just could push all the way out and then go down to the beach?