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Our Threesome with a Porn Star

Yeah. Because you're like, your job is to embarrass yourself. And now, like, imagine your kids, like, already have to live with that at school. Like, at school, their dad is already the guy that, you know, gets taped to the wall and then gets taped, buried in my backyard. And now on top of that, you want to just— you want to go in front of one of the most popular restaurants and you go, hey, Charlie, I'm about to fucking really ruin your day here.

September 15, 20209:17David
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Charlie9:09
You're like a bunch of teenagers. You're really cool outfits. I don't want to embarrass myself.
David9:15
Jay, you'd be tough to have as a dad.
Jason9:17
Yeah.
David9:17
Yeah. Because you're like, your job is to embarrass yourself. And now, like, imagine your kids, like, already have to live with that at school. Like, at school, their dad is already the guy that, you know, gets taped to the wall and then gets taped, buried in my backyard. And now on top of that, you want to just— you want to go in front of one of the most popular restaurants and you go, hey, Char…
Jason9:40
I wasn't trying to ruin her day. I was trying to do a funny bit with her because I think she's funny.
David9:44
Charlie, do you— do your friends at school know at all about your dad? Like, do they ever pull up like TikToks of your dad and go, oh my God, is this your dad? Like, do they ever do that?
Charlie9:52
They honestly don't care about the Vlog Squad. I mean, fucking— I don't want to be me.