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Yeah, you never text me. In fact, now when you call me, I'm just like, oh God, what's wrong?
Every time I FaceTime you, bro, your face looks like— you know what your face looks like when you answer? It looks like you just stepped out of the living room to go talk to me because I'm about to tell you that somebody died. Like, it— like, you can— like, y…
That's how rare you call me these days normally. So now when you do call— like, before, when you would call, I'd be like, yeah, I'll come right over. But, you know, I'm not mad about that. I'm just saying, when I do get a call from you, I'm like, uh-oh, somet…
I didn't get that text.
Someone said that.
Yeah, someone. Your publicist Megan sent it. She said, guys, this week on the podcast, please do not talk about sex. I want to see how it performs.
I'll tell you how about how I perform when I'm fucking jerking my meat off.