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Our Publicist Said We Can't Talk About This
I don't think people ever got hard. I was talking about jerking off. I don't think there's a kid out there that was like, yes, yes. I don't think it was ever like that. It was just gross.
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Fuck-free podcast. No fucking. No talking about fucking.
No dicks.
No pussies. Per order of David's publicist. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck-free. You're used to these guys talking about sex. Well, not today. Put your dicks away, pussies. No getting hard on this podcast.
I don't think people ever got hard. I was talking about jerking off. I don't think there's a kid out there that was like, yes, yes. I don't think it was ever like that. It was just gross.
Right?
Guess what my grade was in trigonometry?
Well, it was definitely an F.